What Is The White Stuff On. My. Clit

will conquer the world!

clock 21:10. Kling. An email. "Phone beer, according to the crime scene?" He asks. Yes, I write back. To Point clock 21:45 I dial the number. As a matter of course heard of each other, the clack of the crown cap. Now we sit here, one in Munich, the other in Jena, each on a beer in your hand phone. Both say "cheers" and toast to the handset, so a dull "Plock" is heard and drink a big gulp. After the initial standard questions on the mental state is usually found but an interesting topic for the interview. In between is drunk. Then the question: "How far are you?" "I've come to the label" "Okay, me too about". The liquid in the bottle acts almost like an hourglass. You can orient yourself in it, how long you probably still has time, and whether it's worth, which tell a story or the other yet. If you have yet to do something, or you would like at the moment no more phone calls, can with a "So now I'm drunk," the call will be terminated politely. However, it may be that by mutual agreement of telephoning a second bottle is opened, so that is again the time of half a liter (roughly 30 minutes) won.

Now is also the question of what will be done so while on the phone man. At the beginning of the ritual you can usually talk more lively. Nevertheless, it also happens sometimes that the conversation starts. Now, imagine a pub just before situation. There is also not spoken incessantly. One looks around or playing with the coasters and other things on the table. We shall take this place from the computer and so you play each other in front of music, or send links to new Internet oddities, which you can then view and discuss parallel. In a bar you would probably talk about the other guests.

The so-called beer phone also has another function. In a particularly turbulent times, it was two days before the deadline of a paper, or before the final exams at school, it works extremely reassuring. In a busy time when you can just go to the pub with a guilty conscience, the phone beer is a serious alternative and also it creates the desired relaxation and is also a welcome reason not to learn. If so, can you repeat the following day, the ritual may be out of frustration.

is unfortunately clear that not all open to this kind of communication. Nevertheless, the phone draws beer wide circles around him and established itself as a separate species on the phone. For some it may be only for an excuse to drink for secret alcoholic , Listen I do not see it that way. As spontaneous as a fun started for me is now an important ritual. It gives me a bit of familiarity and calm, and often turns out, however briefly, the feeling one, to sit with a good friend in a cozy pub.

In my circle of friends, the phone beer by now become an established institution. You carry it on to other friends and it will conquer the world and be as natural as a postcard from your vacation.

"So I would have drunk."